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Laugh, you know you want to...
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 04:37 pm
"I think the cloning went a bit wrong on this one, mate."
I couldn't resist! I saw this, and the running commentary that was going in my head while I browsed pics of David suddenly had me laughing out loud. And yes, I admit, without shame, that I was deliberately searching for pics of this delicious and delightful man. I mean come on, it's David bloody Tennant!
Seriously, life sucks
Friday, March 9th, 2007 01:24 pm
Random Pick-me-up
Sunday, March 4th, 2007 09:15 pmElizabeth Bennet
Often called Lizzy, Elizabeth is the heroine of Pride and Prejudice. The seceond eldest of five sisters, she is witty and intelligence, though her prejudice prevents her from recognizing her true love when he appears. However, Mr. Darcy, though he appears proud, wins her love and respect, but not before she believes she's lost him forever.
Which Classic Heroine are You?
Totals
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54% Elizabeth Bennet
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53% Emma Woodhouse
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48% Jane Eyre
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34% Jo March
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26% Maid Marian
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26% Wendy Darling
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19% Anne Shirley
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15% Juliet Capulet
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8% Helen of Troy
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7% Eowyn of Rohan
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Oooh, I identified with Helen! Yeah, I know, only 8%, but still. Helen! The face that launched a thousand ships and all that. Talk about an ego boost. :D
Scary Schizophrenia
Sunday, March 4th, 2007 08:22 pmFun with Icons
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 12:05 amLove and huggles all!
Homework with a twist
Monday, February 26th, 2007 06:15 pmhttp://www.humanmetrics.com/
More fun quizzy quizes
Sunday, February 25th, 2007 09:43 pm| Carole Lombard You scored 11% grit, 19% wit, 38% flair, and 42% class! |
| You're a little bit of a fruitcake, but you always act out in style. You have a good sense of humor, are game for almost anything, but you like to have nice things about you and are attracted to the high life. You're stylish and modern, but you've got a few rough edges that keep you from attaining true sophistication. Your leading men include William Powell, Fredric March, and Clark Gable. Watch out for small planes. Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Classic Dames Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
Hmm… Who’d have thought?
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. |
I suppose that sounds about right. Now, if I can just find that Loverboy…
And on that lovely note, I'm off to see if I can find him in Dreamland.
Lov and huggles all!
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Sunday, February 25th, 2007 08:31 pm<Grr... so I don't know why this thing didn't show up properly, but if you're curious, it's the same one that Ki got when she did this quiz. *Grumbles* Stupid annoying dumb...
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Hmm...Which lovely boy should I choose to go out with? *Ponders*
Messed Up Thinking
Saturday, February 24th, 2007 03:23 pmCENTENNIAL, Colorado (AP) -- A 53-year-old woman who claimed she received spiritual messages from geese before allegedly stabbing her toddler granddaughter to death was found not guilty by reason of insanity Friday.
A judge ordered Carol Lynn Pappas committed to the state mental health hospital, where officials will decide "when and if she will ever be released," said Kathleen Walsh, spokeswoman for the district attorney.
She faced life in prison if convicted.
Authorities said Pappas called 911 from her son's home October 29, 2005, and said, "I flipped ... the baby was crying and I couldn't handle it."
When police arrived, they found Pappas holding a phone. Both her hands were stained with blood, and an 8-inch knife was found near the body of 21-month-old Madison Pappas.
Madison had been stabbed numerous times.
Authorities said Pappas had told her son she had been receiving spiritual advice from geese flying over his house, where she was living.
Court records showed she had been admitted to hospitals for psychiatric care at least six times in 2005, including six weeks before the slaying.
Pics, Pics and More Pics
Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 06:52 pm
OK, so this is the best I could do for now. Now where did those other pics go? *Wanders off in search of more icons*
5 More Minutes Ma
Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 12:22 pmWHEEE!!! OK, so I'm totally knackered, but I just found out that my userpic limit doubled, so I had to upload a few that I've been stockpiling. And no, I did not make any of them. With the exception of the one currently on display. That's my baby. One of the first pics with my new digicam. Anyway, after adding a few pics, I found out that I could then triple my allowance if I upgraded. Had to allow ads on my page, but they're pretty unobtrusive so far, so no big. Now I can have 15 icons instead of only 3! *Happy dance* More of my loverly collection after class.
Love and huggles all!
Christian Humor
Monday, February 19th, 2007 09:44 pmYou don't have to be religious to find this funny.
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
They moused.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES
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More Stargate funnies... just because I can :D
Thursday, February 15th, 2007 12:20 amJack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
Jack O'Neill: Like what?
Teal'c: I am unsure - he is concealing it.
Narim: No harm will come to you. The Tollan will guarantee it.
Jack O'Neill: Is that a "money back if you're not completely alive" guarantee?
Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving.
Jack O'Neill: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Daniel: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Jack O'Neill: Never run with... scissors?
Daniel: Wow, this place is incredible. It's like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.
Jack O'Neill: I thought you said it was Greek.
Daniel: Oh, Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Peloponnesian region.
Jack O'Neill: Where's that?
Daniel: Greece.
Jack O'Neill: Why do I do that?
Captain Kyle Rogers: You are all casualties until 1400 hours.
Jack O'Neill: Would that be Daylight Savings or Standard?
Daniel: That's interesting. I wonder if everyone's coming from some religious event.
Jack O'Neill: Why does it always have to be a religious thing with you? Maybe they're coming from a swap meet.
[Carter and O'Neill lie close to one another for warmth]
Sam Carter: Sir?
Jack O'Neill: It's my sidearm, I swear.
Jack O'Neill: Teal'c, you don't have to stick around.
Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not remove me.
Jack O'Neill: Wild horses, Teal'c.
Teal'c: [in Jack's body] The mission did not go as planned.
Jack O'Neill: [sarcastically, in Teal'c's body] Ya think?
Colonel Harry Maybourne: If you hit me, I'll have you court-martialed, Colonel.
Jack O'Neill: I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you.
Linea: There are many forms of power, my dear. Some are more subtle than others.
Jack O'Neill: Well, for the moment we just need the electrical kind.
Teal'C and Jack are repeating the same day and only they remember it. They decide to play golf into an active Stargate wormhole]
Jack O'Neill: How far away is this planet?
Teal'c: Several hundred light-years.
Jack O'Neill: That's gotta be a record.
[Jack golfs again]
General George S. Hammond: [They golf again later, and Hammond catches them] Jack, what the hell are you doing?
Jack O'Neill: [Jack screws up his golf swing] In the middle of my BACKSWING!
Jack O'Neill: Just give me some kind of warning.
Teal'c: I'm going to shoot you.
Jack O'Neill: I was thinking more along the lines of "On Three".
Jack O'Neill: Excuse me, I distinctly remember someone saying "We're not gonna make it!" I think we made it.
Jacob Carter: I'm sorry, I overreacted. At the time, it looked very much like we weren't going to make it.
Jack O'Neill: Yeah, well, maybe next time, you'll just wait and see.
Jacob Carter: And blow the last chance I might ever have to be right?
Vala Malduran: I know nothing about your fair planet... other than it seems to have a rather interesting if somewhat limited gene pool.
[looks at Daniel and Col. Mitchell]
Cameron Mitchell: Ladies first.
Vala Malduran: [turns to Daniel] Well, then, after you.
General George S. Hammond: You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?
Jack O'Neill: I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it.
Teal'c: If you once again try to harm me or one of my companions, my patience with you will expire. (OK, not so much with the funny, but it just sounds so cool when Teal'c talks that way)
Daniel: I just hope we don't regret giving them those gate addresses.
Jack O'Neill: I don't think we will... the first one being a black hole, and all. They get progressively darker after that.
Sam Carter: The asteroid has an irregular shape, but we've calculated its length from end to end to be approximately 137 kilometers.
Jack O'Neill: I've seen this movie. It hits Paris.
Major Vallarin: Wait here.
Daniel Jackson: Yes, you go down the dark hallway alone and I'll wait here in the dark room alone.
Jack O'Neill: Actually, it's called the Accretion Disk.
Daniel: Well, I guess it's easy to understand why the local population would be afraid of something like that... *what* did you just say?
Jack O'Neill: It's just an astronomical term.
Sam Carter: You didn't think the Colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors, did you?
Jack O'Neill: Not initially.
Jack O'Neill: All right, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece.
Jack O'Neill: What do you want?
Apophis: To live.
Jack O'Neill: I can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem.
SG-1 is discussing the 4 of them attacking a Goa'uld planet]
Teal'c: I believe a "medical attack" could be successful.
Jack O'Neill: Surgical attack, Teal'c, it's called a "surgical attack."
OK, OK, I'm done. :D More at the following link, though.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118480/quotes
Valentines and Random Funnies
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 10:01 pmHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL!!! *Dances madly around the room* For those of you who haven't guessed, I'm completely knackered and avoiding my homework today Hey, after spending the last 24 hours studying for my psych exam, taking the psych exam and trying to fit in a few hours of sleep, I'm entitled to a day away from homework. Course, this means that my usual slack after class Friday is out. *Pout* Ah well. So, in the process of avoiding my homework, and being surprisingly bored as a result, I found a great site for jokes! Don't remember how, sorry, but I'm gonna post the link at the bottom, along with a list of some of my faves so far (There's hundreds, so I've barely scratched the surface) Oh, and of course, I couldn't resist throwing in a quote from perhaps my all-time favorite moment in the TV show Stargate SG-1 (Yes, I've been that bored today, that I actually started reading a list of quotes that I stumbled across for the show) And now, on with the funnies!!
Jack O'Neill: Handing in my resignation.
Samantha Carter: Resigning? What for?
Jack O'Neill: So I can do this...
[kisses Sam]
http://jokes.comedycentral.com/search/results.asp?p=1&k=&r=0&partner=starware
The best way, I've found, to explore this page is to go to the sort by category page.
Under "blondes", some of my faves so far are as follows:
Brunette meets Genie
Blonde-Elmo Factory
Three Girls Meet the Fairy
Two Blondes and a Camel
Another Dumb Blonde
Not-so-Dumb Blonde
Under "Men and Women":
Applying for a Job at the CIA
Mommy and "Uncle" Frank
Moon Talking
Men vs. Women vs. The Short Story
What do I Look Like?
Devil in the Church
And that's just the first couple of pages! Enjoy! :D
Stolen Randomness
Monday, February 5th, 2007 04:57 pmHappy almost V-day to all. :D
Presents all around!
Thursday, February 1st, 2007 03:43 pmLove and huggles all around.
Story Post
Sunday, January 28th, 2007 03:50 pmSo... what's taking so long? How come you haven't posted more to it, huh? *Giggles and runs away to hide*
Avoiding Homework?
Sunday, January 28th, 2007 03:09 pm"BOOKWORM:
1. Grab the nearest book
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest."
"Fromation of the perfect tense:
a)The perfect active is formed for 1st and 4th conjugatoins by adding -ui to the stem, e.g. ama-ui, audi-ui. 2nd conjugations verbs only rarely add -ui to the stem (e.g. deleo, delere, deleui); they drop the -e of the stem as a rule, e.g. habeo, habere, habeui."
*Wince* So much for avoiding my Latin a bit longer. :-p
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