Behold... My Future
  I will marry Matthew Macfadyen.  
  After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in London in our fabulous House.  
  We will have 5 kid(s) together.  
  Our family will zoom around in a Black Limousine.
  I will spend my days as a Housewife, and live happily ever after.  
whats your future
Behold... My Future
  I will marry Orlando Bloom.  
  After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Paris in our fabulous House.  
  We will have 3 kid(s) together.  
  Our family will zoom around in a Blue BMW.
  I will spend my days as a Teacher, and live happily ever after.  
whats your future
linauri: (Made by ???)
I'M GOING TO ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More after the squee-fest 

Help Wanted

Saturday, October 20th, 2007 12:39 am
linauri: (Naptime)
OK , so my journey to study overseas has reached the point where you can basically assume that, barring some major hickup in the works, I will be in England this time next year (actually about a month before that, but who's tracking :D). Anyway, on to the "I need help bit". I want to buy a laptop before I go, but I've never really looked into it before. Never really cared if I had one, since I prefer the note-taking in class with pencil and paper thing (I know, I'm old) and I couldn't see any other reason that I'd want to bother with one otherwise. Going overseas changes everything about this attitude, of course, because I'll be damned if I'm going to lug my desktop on a plane or check it as baggage! I've heard fairly recently that Apple is around the top for quality in laptops, but if anyone can tell me what to look for, what to avoid, who to look at brandwise and all that pertinent stuff, I'd be so eternally grateful! (Seriously, we're talking real cookies, not just the virtual cyber stuff you only pretend to eat!) Thanks bunches guys!

Love and huggles all!
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It's dirty. It's raunchy. It's got DT in drag (and I'm so jealous that he actually looks good in it, too). This show seems to be the BBC equivalent of SNL, except its funny. :D
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DP - quick little short film with, guess who? DT. It's cute, and less than ten minutes, so I thought I'd post it for you. :D
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DP, thought you might like to see DT in a less loveable role. Downright wiggsome in this one. Uhm, fair warning- it gets a bit dirty, too.

Casanova 1.1

Thursday, August 16th, 2007 04:10 pm
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This one's for DP, who probably loves DT nearly as much as I do. (I get him first, though *licks lips*)
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OK, obviously this wasn't written for DW, but the song is just so hilarious I had to share.
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Oh god, this is so... If you've read DH, be warned... I think I wept harder watching this than when I read the book... It's so beautiful...

More stolen stuff

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 01:34 pm

How evil are you?

Bah, I was lying! True evil cannot be tricked into revealing itself! Istole the quizzy didn't I? HA! My evilness will not be measured! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Random Stuff

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 12:31 am
That's right, I'm avoiding my homework again. I mean, so what if I have my Psych final on Friday, my Early Novel paper due Saturday (that I haven't even picked a topic for yet), my Lit Theory portfolio due Monday (with three papers to revise, one to write and a bunch of freewrites to make up), and of course my loverly Latin final on Tuesday (that I haven't even started studying for). Seriously, I'm on top of the world. Why else would I be here hiding from it? Don't look at me like that, it's perfectly logical in my anti-logic world! Shoo! Begone ye logic addicts! Anyway, random meme stolen from DP and done repeatedly until I found one that I pretty much liked.

Harry Potter Meme of All Memes by Osaku
WandEbony, 10", Unicorn Hair
Best CourseDefense Against the Dark Arts
Worst CourseHistory of Magic
PetFlammulated Owl
Quidditch JobSecurity Wizard
Wizard CandyChocoballs
Profession After SchoolProfessional Quidditch Player

Hmmm… not bad. Let’s see if I can do better.

Harry Potter Meme of All Memes by Osaku
WandElm, 9", Phoenix Feather
Best CourseDivination
Worst CourseDefense Against the Dark Arts
PetShort-Eared Owl
Quidditch JobChaser
Wizard CandyBertie Botts every Flavour Beans (Mmm! Vomit!)
Profession After SchoolAuror

OK, I don’t like this one at all (except the panther patronus – wicked cool!) but I just thought it was hilarious that my ‘worst subject’ is DADA, but I get auror for a profession. Heh heh.

Harry Potter Meme of All Memes by Osaku
WandMahogany, 9", Dragon Heartstring
Best CourseTransfiguration
Worst CourseCare of Magical Creatures
PetScottish fold cat
Quidditch JobChaser
Wizard CandyChocolate Frogs
Profession After SchoolDragonologist

OK, I could do with the Slytherin bit (who says I can't reform the house for good instead of evil), but otherwise this one rocks! I mean seriously, a frickin’ DRAGON for a patronus! I wonder what kind? Oooh, I hope it’s a Hungarian Horntail, they’re beaucoup dangerous (and therefore infinitely cooler than the other breeds).

Stolen from DP

Friday, April 27th, 2007 06:23 pm
Did this ages ago when DP posted it, but forgot to actually post it to mine, so... here it is...

Funny Endings

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 12:29 am
linauri: (you know you want to...)
The world may be ending for Pirates, but it sure is going out with humor. :D Some really fun quotes from the new trailer that I couldn't resist sharing. And yes, I watched it more than once... more like 5 times in a row. :D Watch the trailer on!

Sparrow: "Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?" *At this point, Monkey Jack answeres with a raised hand and Captain Jack grimaces*

(Not so much funny, this one, just really liked it)
Sparrow: "Four of you've tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded." *Jack looks pointedly at Elizabeth*

Barbosa: "There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime."
Sparrow: *Looks out at assembled pirates and grimaces* "And I owe them all money."

Beckett: "You're mad!"
Sparrow: "If I wasn't, this'd prob'ly never work." *Jack procedes to launch himself into the air by shooting a canon (watch the trailer to find out)*
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Happy Belated Red Nose Day all! This is for all you Doctor Who fans.
linauri: (Fantastic!!!)

Enjoy... I think... if it works anyway...
linauri: (Fantastic!!!)
So, my mom called me about 15 minutes ago to tell me that she'd just seen the new PotC trailer for World's End. Naturally, I went strait to youtube to find it... and didn't. Then I googled and found out it was being released on but not for nearly 45 minutes. Lucky for me, that's only 4 more minutes away and counting. I am currently waiting until my comp says that it's 10pm local time so that I can switch windows and refresh to watch the new trailer. *Squirming* I don't know how much longer I can sit still. 3 minutes! Mum says it's really good, too. Ooooh... why isn't it 10 pm yet?!? Only 2 more minutes! *Starts pacing* 1 minute and counting! *Switches windows and starts watching the clock, mouse poised over the refresh button* Hee Heeeee!!! DAMN IT!! They said 10pm PST!!! It just turned 10pm PST!!! Where's the freaking trailer!?!? Grrr.... It's 1 minute past, where's my trailer!?! *Shuffles off to kill - err sulk*

WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I just saw it! I just saw it! OMG, why is it not May yet? *Jumps up and down* Make it May, God, make it May!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Sad but True

Sunday, March 18th, 2007 09:15 pm
Sent to me by my aunt. Sad truths.

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Lip Balm Testing

Thursday, March 15th, 2007 01:35 am
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When my roommate first showed this to me, I laughed so hard I cried. 'Course, I was a bit hyper at the time as well, so...
linauri: (Fantastic!!!)
Yes, I admit it, I've gone round the bend. Insane in the membrane, that's me. And Lord is it fun! *Giggles hysterically* I think I like being on a bender. Wait, that involves alcohol. Maybe I should go find some alocohol, get this party going, er... more that is. Yeah, just gonna pop off for more lickable fics of David. Did I say lickable, I meant... ah Hell, who'm I kidding, I'd shag him sensless given half a chance?

Love and huggles all!

And no, I do not actually lick the pictures, thank you. I do have some dignigity. Somewhere... I think it's hiding in the closet actually...

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