Seriously, life sucks

Someone, please tell me I'm just hallucinating. Seriously. I can't possibly have this much back luck. I mean... 3 papers in one weekend? And one of them for Professor Aneurism, too. Gah! No way that's gonna happen. OK, it will happen, but not very well. And it's not for lack of working on them all week, either. OK, maybe a little. But I couldn't very well write a review paper on an article without an article to review, now could I? And of course, I had to be all silly and insist that the article be ineresting to read in teh first place, so... *Sighs* I hate my life right now, can I just say that? Seriously hate my life...